Allegiant AIr

"Allegiant Air" by Jett Miles Intro For the lady (10E) sitting next to me (she didn't want to participate but liked the idea and viewed JettMiles.com) on her way to a conference in Vegas. "Did you bring an umbrella? We are going from 100 degrees to rain." --- Verse 1 Should be about the troubles getting to the plane: Buying the TSA pass because you don't have a REAL ID. Having to go back to the ticket counter because the barcode wouldn't scan. Standing in line twice. Forgetting the clipboard with all the printed material at home. Forgetting your notebook and pens. The tablet being dead. --- Verse 2 About the emotional support robot vacuum that looked lost in the airport. --- Verse 3 About the flight attendant and her funny comments, including: "If you're intoxicated we won't be serving you." "If you're sitting next to a child... or someone acting like a child..." Later she happily let you photograph her wing pin after you told her she'd be in the song. --- Bridge "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas." --- Chorus Should mention: Why they're serving drinks at 10:00 AM. Even if we're going to Vegas. Why the plane needs a robot vacuum/security camera. Also realizing there are bathrooms at the front of the plane because you've never sat that close before. Invite everyone to sing along ("C'mon!") --- Style Country / Hip-Hop vibe. Superstar male country vocal with influences like: George Strait Clint Black Justin Timberlake (Style suggestion provided by the lady originally sitting in 10E she said later this must be faith and showed me her ticket and her seat was actually 10 B:)